We and BABA (Ghatham Ghatham...)

The most funnest incident happend in my life....

Born in Tamilnadu you cannot escape not being a Rajinikant’s fan. And the hype did grow up after his super hit padayappa. So the much Hyped movie Baba was releasing in Atlanta and we were 30 students who planned to drive 4 hrs to see the movie… we just did not stop with that. 30 full bags of shredded papers, turbans like thalivar, imported governor BIDI… printed T-Shirt with the photo displayed above ….

After driving 4 hrs we waited in theater for 3 more hrs because of the delay in brining the print. Then the movie started… rt from the time they showed the certificate …we started the shouting.. No one was able to here a single dialogue… infact there were people shouting back to us asking us to shut up… but that’s not enough for a Rajini fan…

Then comes the intro song in which our hero is introduced for the first time in the screen… every one of us were on our feet…. Then thalivar made this awful noise… ”BBBBRRRRRUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAA” in a lady voice… I was like… “enna da avare BBBRRRUUAAA n rar…” every one stopped shouting… more n more when the movie went on… we started to slide down in the seat... some of them even changed the t-shirt after the first of the half... End of the day… it was the worst movie taken in the history of big stars…. The screenplay was not good, the direction sucked, the heroine looked old, out of all… My hero was a zero….

Enne kodumai sir edu....

Is My Room Mate a good Cook?

I have been with so many different room mates since i left my parents to till date....
I want to talk about how my room mates cook.....

Its been ages since I was planning to update this blog…

been a bit buzy.. been lot lazy…wat ever… here it goes…

It was July 29^th 2002… rt after my fresh graduation …. Came to Huntsville, AL to do masters… WOW wat a life. Some fun, some struggle, some laughs, some studies…. Started to learn how life could be. Made me little mature, changed my life and bla bla bla

Well thats not the topic…

I flew with my room mates in the same flight. We were 7. We took one 3 bedroom appt. and the fun started….

1s one of my room mates promised he would cook. So we let him to keep the pressure cooker. It 20 min past and we dint here any whistle. When I asked him whether he kept water in the cooker… he asked me “What water?” … he did not keep water in the cooker nor with the rice…. We switched off the stove and waiting in the corner of the house with covers for the cooker to burst off… we were lucky we just ended up with the melted valve and blanked cooker base with burnt rice… This was just his start. I shd mention his specialized dish… Tair samiya….all he did is… boiled noodles with some chopped onions in 2 gallons of butter milk…. And he made us to eat that …. DAMIT…. Well I have to admit it… he improved his cooking skills after...

Another 3 guys said that they don’t know to cook. All three of them ended in learning how to cook sambar…. Interestingly it was only sambar. And it took more than 1.5 yrs for them to learn that. Two of them were good. Their sambar looks and tastes like sambar. But the other … man I got to tell you guys this… end of 2.5 yrs… still he just knows to cook sambar which looks like a big bowl of dal paste. (Well he cooks rice in the rice cooker).

The fried rice specialist: The first time he made it … we were like man he has some skills though it tasted little different than the other fried rice. Then he made the same thing the second time… we were like.. hmmm.. then the third time in a row… we were like “come on” …. 4^th time AGG… 5^th… AGGGGGGGGGGGG 6^th… THAT’S IT.. U R DONE BOY… THIS HAS TO END… U HAVE TO STOP THIS…. Unfortunately that dint do the trick…. 2.5 yrs …. We have just ate his watery, awfully tasted, over cooked fried rice in his cooking turn. We did take a look how he does that well this wat he does… he take some rice puts in the rice cooker.. along with some frozen mixed vegetables, then some spices like garam masala.. then some salt… 2 cups of water for every cup of rice then an extra cup for the vegi…(that extra cup causes the water effect and over cooking)…. Well I have to mention the rita’s….. man…u will see onions and tomatoes in the rita bigger than the size of a grape tomatoes…. Some times u will see some unbaked green peppers too in the same size…

I have heard some people are worst in cooking… its not because they would get it… its because they don’t want to get it…. And have seen some from that herd….

Me and my Cars….Part II

2^nd Car VW Jetta

She looks totally cool from outside. Just One Long drive….

1. Speedometer needle runs till the MAX… may be the fastest German car ever built… No fix for it… have to replace the speedometer. So as a result… I won’t know the speed… I would have to judge the speed approximately and tail some one ;)
2. Gave for a oil change at wal-mart… suddenly one fine day.. oil tank started to leak…Coolant tank too…… Oh No!!… Not again….i don’t know what this walmart guyz do… ur oil tank get dried up very soon after their oil change…it happened to couple of my friends too.. so watch out when u give for service in Wal mart…
3. The tiers were so worn out…they look smooth and plain…
4. Suddenly the check engine glow… and no one can find out what the code actually ment….
   

Y Only Meeeeeeeeee ......?

3^rd CAR… NEW ONE…..

I was fed up with Old cars… so went for a brand new car… she looked grt… with all the jalsa toyz on her… 3 weeks… just 3 weeks…. My history began…

1. Skid on a snow… Hit a Pit… Flat tier on a wonderful Snowy day… with feels like 0 deg F outside…I don’t even know where to put the Jack. Had to replace a new tier… 400 bucks..
2. One Syco Pat… Keyed the whole body …. WTF? It was lot fun to look on a body full of white color scratch on a brand new car….
3. Left it at the car with the body shop.. they parked it underneath a tree… a branch of the tree fell on my windshield…!

Looks like my cars are very fond of bringing me problems….if not they them self….some one else force them….

Hope this doesn't cont.....

Me and my Cars….

Till date I had 3 cars…. All of them did give me some sort of a problem… even if its a new car .. some one else made it come….

Felt like I will write them up…

1^st Car was a Mazda Mx6 1991 model…

One of my friends had it for no 4 years. No accidents for 12 years..
I brought it for 1000 bucks… Black in color, long, .. looked like a old Lincon cars…

Started learning how to drive a car only with that… wanted to take for long drive… (40 to 50 miles… and even 20 miles is a long drive for me and my car at that time…). I came home after a tiered day of work. There were about 10 of them in my house along with my room mates… Among them were a guy who crashed his car 2 days ago and his girlfriend. Every one were making fun of them for loosing their car and suddenly the guys girlfriend walked towards me… and said the following….

“Enne badri…Car vaangitonu timura? Naalike un car nattukunu niike…!!”

She told it for fun...but I will never forget those words… because It really happened… "Nattukunu Niduruchu..." I my car took for the Long drive I mentioned…. I don’t know wat I did…I missed a lane… and instead of break I pressed the gas and I flew out of a interstate into a shopping complex, tearing a fence apart. I noticed no one was there… and the car was still running… so I put the reverse gear and wanted to get out of that place… but the car did not move…. When I looked out of the window… I saw two of my front wheels rolling in front of the car with the rod connecting them…then the rear wheels were folded into two halves. Water leaking from the front .. the number plates and the bumper were lying aside. My roommate paddu made this Karagatekaren Tune when I left my house… When I came back home it was in much worse condition…

Then after a months … I fixed the car… spending almost the same amount for which I brought the car. Then slowly problems started to pop up…

1. Side mirrors were down…Cops pulled me for that
2. One head light won’t glow…Cops pulled me for the second time.
   
3. At nights there won’t be any light on the dash.
4. AC won’t work.
5. Axel had a bend…
6. Alignment need to be done…
7. One fine day the Oil tank dried…(oil started to leak… I used to fix up every Sunday evening to fill the oil tank.. cause the next Sunday the oil tank will be empty)
8. Then the coolent…
9. I have never seen such a disaster pull over for a tier… heard of flat tier … first time I experienced and saw no tier… The driver side whele tore into 5 layers of black rubber strips…

Dai Aaniye piduge vendam da….!

To be Cont…..

Mei Shayar Tho Nehi !

Dostho..!

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Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno

Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno
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Jise Dil Diya... Who bagi Kisi Aur se...
Jise Payr Kiya... Usne dhakka diya bade jor se

Dil Kahatha Hai ... Karle Kud Kushi Abi!
Dil Kahatha Hai ... Karle Kud Kushi Abi!

Lekin Mann Kahatha hai..Rukle ..Koi Anjani hai tere gali!!
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Samajke tujko Eak aam ka Ped....
Samajke tujko Eak aam ka Ped.... Jisme Mohobath koi Aam Nehi...!
Ese nehi Samje tho.. Hey Mere Seth.. Es Duniya ka tu Koi Kaam Nahi...!
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